Who Said Mahar's is closing?

This just in from Jim Mahar.  I know it seems like he is yelling.

  I think his cap lock is stuck.

A TON OF RUMORS COMING OUT OF JUNIORS THESE DAYS ABOUT THE IR PURCHASE OF OUR BUILDING AND THE IMMINENT CLOSING OF MAHAR'S.  NEW OLYMPIC SPORT, I GUESS.  FOR WHAT IT IS WORTH I HAVE WRITTEN CONFIRMATION FROM THE GENTLEMAN WHO INHERITED OUR BUILDING AND FROM THE OWNERS OF JUNIORS THAT THIS IS NOT TRUE AND THAT IN FACT A NEW LEASE IS ON THE WAY.  WE HAVE NO REASON NOT TO BELIEVE THEM AND, EVEN IF THEY LIED TO ME I AM SURE THAT THEY WOULD NOT LIE TO THE STATE LIQUOR AUTHORITY AND TO THE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE.  SINCE LAURIE AND CAITLIN HAVE COME TO THE BAR THE CLEANING AND THE BEER LIST ARE IMPROVING GREATLY.  IN FACT WE ARE ABOUT TO START, IN A SMALL WAY, THE REMODELING AND RECONSTRUCTION THAT WE HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO DO FOR SO LONG.  WE ARE IN CONTACT WITH NEW BREWERS THAT ARE NOT YET SUBJUGATED BY DISTRIBUTORS AND ARE PLANNING MORE "MEET THE BREWER" NIGHTS. THIS HOLIDAY SEASON SHOULD BE A JOYOUS ONE.  WE WILL BEGIN THIS THURSDAY WITH THE LATEST RELEASE FROM OUR GOOD FRIENDS AT WANDERING STAR BREWERY - THEIR CHRISTMAS CASK OFFERING - CASK RED NOSE RYE.